jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

  • first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
  • end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
  • dmthx28:

when ur in ur lane and see someone swerve messily out of theirs

    dmthx28:

    when ur in ur lane and see someone swerve messily out of theirs

    quartus-ace:

😍 baconnnnn

    quartus-ace:

    😍 baconnnnn

    upgraders:

    upgraders:

    that feeling you get when you’re angry

    anger

    piercethemen:

    I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

    wreck-it-mikey:

    being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

    image

    jpgay:

    the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away